Alejandro

The German and I Aren’t Finished Yet

For years, I chased German so I could study, work and feel a little less like a foreigner. Between courses, exams, mistakes and the occasional injury, I learned that passing a language exam does not mean mastering the language. Now, after saying goodbye to my teacher, I feel that this time German was the one that left me.

Even if only for a moment.

Mom, Germany Gets Hot Too

Germany can turn into an oven too. Anecdotes, fans, and small tricks for surviving the heat when even sleeping becomes a mission

Watching the World Cup from Germany

The World Cup comes around every four years, but nostalgia arrives much sooner. Between German-language broadcasts, beer-filled supermarkets, and theories about love, this is what it’s like to experience a World Cup from Germany

Airport Anecdotes

I’ve had plenty of life anecdotes, some so absurd they feel like scenes from Mr. Bean 🤡✈️

So here’s a short collection of my airport stories 😅

When You Leave Germany, but Germany Doesn’t Leave You

When you spend too long away from home ✈️ and finally return, you discover something uncomfortable: you no longer fully belong anywhere 🌍. Home stops being a point on the map 📍 and becomes wherever the people you love are ❤️

The Foreigner 3.0

🚆📱 On the train I see foreigners texting AI. Me too 😅🇩🇪

It won’t integrate you or give you friends, but it removes a huge stone from your shoe: language as punishment 🤖🧠

Careful, though: relief can turn into dependence 👀

Spending Christmas Alone Abroad

December has the annoying habit of reminding you that you’re far from home precisely when you wish you weren’t. And yes, I say that from experience. I’ve spent many Christmases far from my country and my family, and each one has taught me something, even if some lessons came with nights of fried-egg rice or empty nightclubs.

Winter Depression and the Migrant

Winter in Germany hits harder when you’re a migrant. The cold, the darkness and the anxiety pile up fast. This is how I survive it without losing my mind